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		<title>Famous Marketing Screw Ups</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 01:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Coors put its slogan, &#8220;Turn it loose,&#8221; into Spanish where it was read as &#8220;Suffer from diarrhea.&#8221;
2. Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American campaign: Nothing sucks like an Electrolux.
3. Clairol introduced the &#8220;Mist Stick&#8221;, a curling iron, into German only to find out that &#8220;mist&#8221; is slang for manure. Not [...]


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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 21:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost. He reduces his
altitude and spots a man in a field down below. He lowers the balloon
further and shouts, &#8220;Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?&#8221;
The man below says, &#8220;Yes, you&#8217;re in a hot air balloon, about 30 feet above
this field.&#8221;
&#8220;You must [...]


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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:21:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money. Ask, &#8220;How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?&#8221;
2. If they start out with, &#8220;How [...]


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		<title>(Don&#8217;t click if you&#8217;re easily offended) To All Employees &#8211; Try Saying . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 15:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>An Organization is Like a Tree Full of Monkeys</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[An organization is like a tree full of monkeys&#8230;
all on different limbs,&#8230; at different levels,&#8230;
some climbing up.
The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.
The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.



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		<title>How The Rich Get Richer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to [...]


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